" I love when a guy says that “I wanna fuck the shit outta you”. In a sense its kinda disgusting, but so fucking erotic. Sometimes I miss guys my own age with their beautiful bodies and nice sized penises. Well the 10 mins or less of them anyways. Sigh, nevermind. "
Miss Multi-tasker.
Ok so I have a quick update *happy dance*
On Wednesday, I’m taking a two hour drive to meet up with two potentials. Last week I wrote about this guy who is president of a company that is in the top 100 of Fortune 500. Remember him? Well he’s back in the country and wants to meet up for dinner. And this sweet little Asian dude wants to meet up too, so hopefully I can grab some coffee with him. I get off of work at like 3 and its my first time driving there so hopefully I can haul ass and hang out with them both.
And both of them better be offering some gas money.
I haven’t really discussed allowances however (I know, I know!! I’m breaking the rules!), because fortune 500 isn’t really tech savvy? IDK. But I can close deals better in person and I have a really really good feeling about him.
Excessive skin. Hmmm.
He writes: I’m currently seeking a new sugarbaby for a long term FWB arrangement. I offer 4k monthly. A full written STD screening is required, I don’t do condoms. No excessive labia minora skin, must be photo verified before we meet. Would you be interested?
The std screening and 4k sounds nice. Everything else..naaah. And he’s cute too :/. And WTF is excessive labia minora skin? Like worn out porn pussy?
Take the Louboutins and run!!
So I’ve been in Nashville and I hung out with my sugar baby mentor, Anna. I’ll have to do a blog on her, she is one of the best. But anyways she was wearing a pair of Bianca alligator Christian Louboutins, that totally blew my little Jessica Simpsons out the atmosphere. We went to a few bars, got drunk and she took her shoes off and put her flip flops on when we got back to car. We stop by the gas station and she runs inside leaving me alone in the car with a pair of $5,500 Louboutins. Now I really was second guessing driving off and leaving her ass. I’m joking you guys! But still, how awesome would that be to own a pair of shoes that bad ass? I even felt some tingles when I touched them! One day I’ll get to that level. I did snap a quick pic for inspiration before she got back in the car :)
Dear, my precious newborns..
This is for all those who are starting out, girls who don’t want to have sex with sugar daddies and maybe those who need a few new tricks of the trade. The following is what I did when I first started out and what I sometimes do when he is unbearable (but his wallet isn’t). It also allows you to juggle several sugar daddies at once. I haven’t tried this with any of the men I’ve met online, only with real life gremlins men who I dreaded going out with and it has always worked for me. Here goes…
When I first meet a potential older suitor, I turn up the charm, I say something along the lines of “I’m a good southern girl and that I want to wait a couple of months before any intimacy” (If you notice that it kind of scares him off a bit, say something about that when you start getting comfortable around someone you notice that your pussy gets wetter and how the sex is outrageous or some shit). During this time he views you as a challenge and is trying to impress you (i.e. fuck you). This is when you get all you can get out of him, bills paid, $ in savings, shopping. However, around the second month mark, I scare him the fuck off. Start texting on the hour, being clingy, whining and if that doesn’t work..start talking about yeast infections, heavy flow’s or warts near your vaginas. Hopefully he won’t see you as someone he’ll want to be intimate with and basically “dumps” you. You both win. Short term, no sex, he doesn’t know where you live and you get to have several mini sugar daddies at one time.
Bad News Bears.
Ugh, this bitch at work got fired and now I have to pick up her slack. I just went from working part time to full time w/possibilities of overtime. School is already taking up so much of my time and keeping me away from POTs, now its gonna be even harder. But I just have to suck up and make the most out of 24 hrs in a day.
Birth Control [insert angry face]
What type of birth control are you girls using? I used Depo in the past and I had a terrible experience with it - spotting, low sex drive, increased hair growth (and not the good kind!) I’m not having sex right now, but I possibly will be in the near future. I’m also the paranoid type, every time I see an EPT or Plan B commercial, I start thinking I’m pregnant and start saying silent prayers.
Ugh, and this means I have to have another damn pap smear, it sucks being a girl sometimes.
